Top Row Bitches!

[Judson "Fabio" Birza]

VAT IS UP PARTY GOERS!!!! IT IS MERGE TIME!!!!

So it is like someone cranked the difficulty up from kind of difficult to INCREDIBLY IMPOSSIBLE. I'm not really looking forward to the rest of the game with 3 allies (who i turst 95%... with 5 percent removed from Semhar) and 1 of the 6 idols. Oh don't forget the fact Brenda hates my guts (she is probably the best person at hating ever).

Here is what I think of the green team and how there going to do in the game. There is really three situations that can happen.

The Savaii alliance teams up together and we go after the blue sons of bitches.

The people with idols all team up (hopefully minus Rupert) and take out us poor innocent people that don't.

We align with the blue people and take out the Queen of the world and her faithful servants.



Here is what I think happens in this three situations.

Brenda talks to the blue peeps and tells them who were targetting in exchange for them voting me off. Kelly being the spiteful bitch she is does not hesitate and Judson finishes in 10th.

Since we can assume both Brenda and Wendy will be apart of that alliance they''ll want me out first. Holly sensing my annoyance whenever she talks to me does not hestitate and Judson finishes in 10th.

So we successfully take out Tyrone first because he would be least likely to see it coming and use an idol. However I recieve an idol due to my good luck and random.orgs love for my body. The blue tribe senses this and Albert being below me in every level and extremely intimidated by me does not hesitate and Judson finishes in 9th


Of course I hope this isn't the case... because im a BAMF and I kind of wanted to make it a lot farther in the game. We'll see what happens though because I do not feel in a good spot right now. Hopefully I can win the necklace.

[Judson "Fabio" Birza]

Kelly is unbearable to talk to. I try to be nice and sweet but she just criticizes everything i do and bring up past issues. Like what the fuck was up with calling me by my real name on the merge tree mail. Like was that really necessary.

The worst part is she used to be really cool and now she's got this too cool for school attitude that i find really annoying and trashy.

Judson is getting deep (not in her) and hopes he can make her a less rotten person and back to her old self. Probably not because she's stubborn.