Bitch Speaks Her Mind

[Christine Shields Markoski]

Confessional

This is where I will bitch about everyone!

[Christine Shields Markoski]

Episode 1: Meet Your Tribe

So we walked onto the beach to see like a whole town of people! Like seriously...this is too many...I get bitchy around too many people. Luckily, we were split up into tribes right away and I ended up on Upolu. Most of my tribe is pretty cool but others are just lame.

Brandon - He seems extremely nice and I don't like it. He is definitely a good player and is hiding behind his nice personality. I definitely have to watch out for this one.

Holly - I love her. We had a very nice talk after we got to camp and I am excited to play with her in this game. Middle-aged women FTW<3

Jane - This bitch totally ignored me when I talked to her. She can burn in the pits of hell.

Jim - I don't like how you look or how you talk. I don't like anything about you so it would just be fine by me to see you leave like NOW!

John - Can anyone say "most annoying Survivor ever"? OMG I can't even stand seeing his picture without wanting to cut my eyes out.

Keith - Milf alert! I would love to just kiss him all over. He is just so hot! We helped each other find the passwords so I do want to try to work with him. He does lack a personality...

Mikayla - I PMed this bitch about helping me with the password and she totally ignores me. It could have just been a mistake on her part so I will put it past her since I love her on the show. She has some explaining to do.

Tracy - This girl is a returning player so she does have that target on her back. But! She helped me with the password to the camp so I do think I can trust her to an extend.

I just have to choose my allies wisely and now screw up like I did in season 3.

[Hosty Jess]

I like myself a good bitch session!!

[Christine Shields Markoski]

Oh that's what you will be getting from me ALL season<3

[Christine Shields Markoski]

Episode 1: Meet Your Tribe

Okay so we pull up to the challenge beach and we see bricks. I'm just thinking to myself... "can I chuck one of those at all the black people in the game?" No offense, they scare me and I would just like to fuckin throw some bricks at them. Let's break out the dodgeballs bitches and get this party started!

So Bo tells us that we have to climb all up on each other and make some stairs out of our bodies so the other three can climb over. I felt like we played it really dumb. We put Jane on bottom...seriously people?! We put the most fragile girl on the bottom and had Keith climb on top.....omg *facepalm* I mean I wouldn't mind Jane breaking in half because it's one less person to deal with but save it for later. So we ended up getting second and we have to vote off ONE of our own.

I feel like we kinda worked well together but once we got back to camp, no one spoke. No one wanted to throw out ANY names until finally Jim and I snuck off and we discussed getting Mikayla out. She was WORTHLESS in the challenge! She didn't know how to step on people so we had to pretty much walk her through the entire thing. She is one of the reasons why we lost. Another reason why is because there were way too many people trying to take control. We needed to pick just one of us to lead. Instead, Holly, Brandon, Jim, and myself were all trying to yell over each other. Just an FYI...I am the best yeller so I should have been the leader. Holly and myself had the best strategy going into the challenge. Brandon helped out the mentally retarded get up the steps. Keith humped everyone (which is a reason for him to stay). I would not mind voting out Jane because I tried talking to her and that boney bitch ignored me. Seriously cumrag?!

So we are going to tribal and everyone thinks I love them but my goal is to demolish this tribe once we switch. I am going to turn on them faster then you can say ... Satan <3

[Christine Shields Markoski]

Episode 2: Ab Fab

UGH! We just lost the challenge because of me! I showed up for the challenge and totally rocked it but I was late. After the results were posted I talked to Jim and we decided that Keith was the weakest link and the ONLY way I would stay in the game.
Jim started talking to everyone and the majority agreed that Keith was the one to go. I feel AWFUL because I literally told Keith yesterday that he was my BFF I would never vote for and the same day I went after him. I really want to stay in this game because I did not start making these relationships just to get voted out this early.

So me and Jim made a true friendship and I am really looking forward to staying in the game and playing with him. We call ourselves Ab Fab so remember our name bitchez! Ab Fab is going to be remembered!

[Christine Shields Markoski]

updated

[Hosty Jess]

Your a corky Bitch eh? I think I like it <3 maybe not throwing bricks at black people but all the rest is juicy and hot!!!

[Christine Shields Markoski]

There is more to come It is SO juicy! <3

[Christine Shields Markoski]

Episode 3: Girls, Who Run the World

I am in such a great position in this game it's not even funny. I went from being the ultimate target last round to being the swing vote this round. I have two big alliances on our Upolu Tribe. There is the Middle-Aged Women who I like to call the Cougars. Then I have my other alliance with the men which is called Christine's Men. I also a final two deal with Jim that we called Ab Fab. I feel like I am the leader of this tribe but absolutely no one knows it. It feels great! I am expecting to stay this round but you never know. If the girls all vote together, then Brandon will be leaving (which I am okay with.) I do not trust him whatsoever, plus Keith's parting words didn't help his case either. None of the women trust him and we all want him gone.

I have a feeling that the switch will be next round so I am expecting to be split from my women's alliance. Whatever...I will just form a new alliance with the non-Savaii members. That is everyone's goal at this point...get Savaii out! My first target i Tyrone even though he thinks we are together. I don't trust him at all so I want his ass to meet the grass soon.

So, this cast is kinda starting to annoy me...sure I have some alliances but seriously?! GROW SOME PERSONALITIES!

Brandon - All he talks about is game...he never talks about anything else. Then he uses the first challenge as his only way of staying... "oh i did SO well in the first challenge so I should stay"...HELL NO BITCH! GTFO you anti-social freak!

Jane - She actually answered me for the first time today. She is the most boring Jane I have ever played with. Seriously, if you planned on playing this badly and this boring, you should have been Rick.

Jim - You are very nice and sociable. We have had some nice talks so far and I am looking forward to continuing those. Too bad you are playing as Jim...the most annoying guy in South Pacific.

Cochran - OMG...I love this guy...he is such a nice guy...NOT! He is also anti-social. I don't know anything about him. He is super annoying. He never does anything but gets credit for everything. DIAF asshole!

Holly - I like this girl but she comes off as really shady sometimes. I want to stick to our female alliance as long as our original tribe stays in place but once we get into a situation where I have to choose a side...I will probably choose the other side...not hers.

Tracy - She seems really nice. She probably made it to the end of vs4 by being Jordan-like. Everyone liked her and no one wanted her to leave the game because she was everyone's friend. Well, it's going to work against you this time because I am here...it does not work well with this bitch.

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Anyway, I am looking forward to the swap. I beat my placing from vs2 <3 YAY!!